Barista: "Would you like your Cappuccino on the dryer side, or wetter side?"
Me: "Dryer Please."
"I tend to like them more on the dry side too."
"Cool. But do you aim more for volume, or texture?"
"Oh! Texture! Definitely!"
"That's what I like to hear!"
"Yeah, I like it to be the consistency of shaving foam."
"That sounds wonderful."
Mom interjects with pride: "He's a Barista too!" [with a heavily trilled "r"]
"Oh cool! Where do you work?"
I provide a short description of my coffee experience.
"That's cool. Yeah, even when I go somewhere else I can always tell when it's not aerated enough, just by the sound! It's terrible! It gets so loud!"
At this point I begin to get excited.
"But I was trained at Star****'s before I came here, so..."
"Oh. Um, cool."
This is what I was promised:
This is what I received (but a higher volume):
Yeah.